This puppy just became available. Now,

I know not everyone can spare the expense of a brand new pup because they have other priorities and whatnot. I can totally understand that and I get it, but, to the guys that say he’s too expensive…well  I just want to let you know that the other day I was sleeping with your mother and she was talking in her sleep. She was saying you got caught rubbing your genitals on another man and she wasn’t going to pay your phone bill this month.