When you buy a puppy from a businessman you pay a premium to  get the latest trend of size /color and a piece of his business plan.. when you buy a puppy from a dog man you get a piece of his heart and sole, a dog that represents his past and future at a … Read more

Upon bringing your new Devils Den puppy home you will immediately start growing hair on your chest and your bank account will start to increase. You will immediately start walking straighter and being more attractive to the opposite sex. When your puppy hits a year old, his microchip will be activated and he will take … Read more

We hope everyone makes it , just don’t get in our way. Then she said Stop looking at dog stuff and look at porn like a normal man. Life’s not that hard stay in school don’t smoke crystal meth and use deodorant you’ll be fine…..

I know not everyone can spare the expense of a brand new pup because they have other priorities and whatnot. I can totally understand that and I get it, but, to the guys that say he’s too expensive…well  I just want to let you know that the other day I was sleeping with your mother and … Read more

You can be an alpha male and own an alpha dog from OwnARealDog.com Or you can be one of those entitled lady boys With college debt living off their mothers credit waking up at 2 PM only to play puff puff pass with another lady boy Who had to give away his Chihuahua to the … Read more

No super breeder claims or hypes here so don’t expect us tootin our own horn to give you butterflies, saying things like “welcome to the best bullies on earth blah blah blah” if you need to hear that your in the wrong place, if you do shots with your pinky finger outward or take extra … Read more