You can be an alpha male and own an alpha dog from


you can be one of those entitled lady boys With college debt living off their mothers credit waking up at 2 PM only to play puff puff pass with another lady boy Who had to give away his Chihuahua to the 80-year-old woman that rents the apartment next-door Because he’s always too busy reporting Instagram pages, watching movie marathons and driving his girl friend to work… totally up to you